“Tell us, O Astute One, what is life all about?’
“Life is all about attitude—elementary, O faithful ones, elementary!”
Having the right attitude is all what it takes
“Have you not seen those anorexic girls in the entertainment industry with no tits or asses worth their name? They survive only on the strength of their attitude. Guys are misled into believing that these gals are capable of earth-shattering orgasms! Ha, ha, ha!”
“I am not modest. Why should I be? “Holding your uniqueness in high regard is not egotism.” There is nothing wrong with ducks, or with swans. But ducks are ducks, and swans are swans. So am I. Listen, O humble ones, as said Rochefoucauld, “Humility is the worst form of conceit”. “Modesty is the lowest of the virtues, and is a confession of the deficiency it indicates”, added Hazlitt.
I hope you get the drift?